Not A Beautiful Mind!

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Eric DaSilva, host of Bad Dads Podcast will be recording his bit live in front of a studio audience at Artistic Vibes on October 18th,. I’m sure you feel that if you’ve seen one comedian, than you’ve seen them all, but I assure you that’s not the case.

You don’t want to miss ‘Not A Beautiful Mind’ hosted by Xander Ray featuring John Vargas and introducing the lovely and talented Jackie Beren.  Word on the street: it’s going to be the hottest and sexiest thing since the Third Boob!

Tickets are on sale now and going fast so get yours today!

My Life With Leo.

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I’ll never forget the day I met Leonardo DiCaprio, but before I get into that allow me to tell you about my crush on this man first.

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I have had a crush on him since Growing Pains, Kirk Cameron was my man, but once Leo came into the picture, it was Good Bye Kirk!  I have the entire DiCaprio filmography, and I also have a Leo shirt somewhere in my closet, which still fits. He’s one of my favorite Method Actors, and no one in this world can cry or make me cry (besides Natalie Portman) the way Leo makes me cry, and boy can that man cry!

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He is my generations James Dean, and that is a beautiful complement, and one of many reasons for why I have a thing for the two of them. One of my favorite Dean movies is Giant, my grandfather introduced me to it when I was 7, and I have been in love with him every since. Whenever I saw his films they remind me so much of Leo. I have in fact come to terms with the thought that I will never be a wife to either of them, for one I’m not a model; therefore the idea of marrying the DiCaprio is a no go and well, Dean is dead. The dream of being in Rio while crocheting as one of them went out and saved the world was nice, but we are just not meant to be.

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Getting back to the night I met the man. I was coming out of my acting class taught by Sheri Faith on Washington with my brother, and as I was exciting the building and turned, my face smack right into the middle of his chest. My first reaction was “WTF, man!” but then I realized that I had iceberg my head into Jack’s body, yes the same Jack that died at the end of the film, and yes, Mr. Titanic himself. Or Romeo. sigh.

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He wasn’t alone, he was walking around South Beach with good ol’pal Tobey Maguire and David Blaine. The trio have been the best of friends since before friends, and I was right in the middle of it.

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He looked down at me with his hair all in his face with that adorable lazy smile, and was charmingly apologetic, as I looked up (because I’m so fucking short) and I too smiled, he then kissed my hand, and vanished into the night, but right before he did I heard him scream, “Ah Fuck, I stepped on shit!”

That was the best night of my life.

Fifty Shades of Charlie Hunnam!


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So this is the man who will play Christian Grey, in Fifty Shades of Grey…WOW!  I’m going to be extremely honest, and get it out of the way, but I did not enjoy these books one bit.

For starters, while reading the books  it dawned on me that they were a poor X-rated imitation of the Twilight Saga, which I did enjoy because I have a fascination for mythical creatures, therefor Vampires are my favorite dead-people in the world, so that’s one.  And two; come on, REALLY ladies? Half of the shit written in these books  are so basic, and seeing how crazy women were becoming over the very sloppy detail of intimacy or lack thereof, I was beginning to question…”Was there something wrong with me?”

Now, when I started the books I was involved with a man whose personality and unattainable feelings resembled those of Christian Grey.  The story of my life. So every page I read was just another reminder of a man I needed to get out of my system in more ways than one. MAN…everyone should fuck like this. His fucking tapped right into all of my issues, and I needed every single one of his fucked up issues inside me.

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Later I learned that not a lot of women have experienced sex this way, and it was a reality check that couples are sticking to the basic formality of sex (vanilla sex) and women comforted to living vicariously through them as if this was the first sex book to hit the market.  For some reason couples have lost the spice that happens in the beginning of relationships over time, while others have found that if it weren’t for these books, they wouldn’t have been able to approach their partner, and find the kinks that apply most to them. Now, I’m not going to say that spanking the shit out of a woman’s ass to the point where she can’t sit the next day is right. Fuck that side of the book. I’m talking exotic- sweaty- hungry- tie me- I can’t live without having you- and the next day I’m still feeling the motion inside of me sex, all at the thought of you. Not toxic sex, that’s just gross.

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However, I apologize for veering off topic , but let’s go back to this guy right here. The universe couldn’t have given us a better looking man to play the role of fucking Christian Grey. Allow me to express that when I read the books I gave Christian a beard, along with a personality who could fuck even your shadow if you let it.  Now, I’m not going to fake the funk, and tell you that I wont be buying a ticket to opening night, because I will be there opening night. I mean, c’mon…I want to see Charlie Hunnam split that woman in half.  Let’s face it, if you can’t get your ass spanked and hair pulled during sex every once in a while, then you’re not living.  ;)

The End.

Best Catwoman Of All Time!

I have my personal villain, but I’m going to let you guess which of these beautiful ladies is my all time favorite Catwoman. In the meantime, come take a look and tell me which one is yours.

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The voluptuous Julie Newmar?

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The former Miss America, Lee Meriwether?

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The strikingly beautiful,  Eartha Kitt?

Perhaps you’re a fan of the Batman cartoons and loved, Adrienne Barbeau as the voice of Catwoman in Batman: The Animated Series.

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Or is it Michelle Pfeiffer that makes you want to caress her tights?

Or the sultry Halle Berry?

Or would you prefer Miss. Anne Hathaway in Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight Rises?

To Woody Allen With Love.

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I am completely addicted to, Woody Allen. Everything about him, his neurotic behaviors, his anxiety, and his ability to be brilliant at all times while trying to control his nervous tune. I need a man like Woody Allen, in my life. A real life Einstein, with Shakespeare sonnets under every breath.

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Monday’s Eye Candy- Ryan Gosling!

I do believe I’m the only woman in the world who hates the Notebook.  There’s something about that movie I dislike, the only thing I enjoyed  most was the era it took place in, and of course the scene that won MTV’s best Kiss.  Now with that said, I think Ryan Gosling is one of the best actors out there right now. His craft is untouchable, and holding high ranks next to Leonardo DiCaprio, yes my list of actors is very small, but I have big names under my list.  He completely stole my heart in Blue Valentine, sure it was a strong movie to swallow, but the unconditional love ‘Dean Pereira’ had for his tiny dysfunctional family was just something every woman desires deep inside but will never say it out-loud.  Unfortunately for you Gosling seems to be picking up on his acting game, and heading into a more mature leading man’s role, I am a BIG Chick flick junkie, but if you can somehow tell me why I hated the Notebook, I might just give you my copy.

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Once.

I really enjoyed, Once.  This is a musical love story unlike any other.  Boy meets girl, Boy falls for girl, Girl falls for boy, yet both end up walking away from one another, because their daily lives are what mattered the most.  If only all love stories were this way.  The world would be filled with more listeners; insensitivity would consume our neighbors less.  And music will leave a better taste in our mouths, because of the purity of the heart that is writing it.

Book Vs. Movie- Eclipse

What can I possibly say about Eclipse, it’s just like the book, but BETTER!  I never thought I’d say that.  However I feel that for that the movie trumps the book just a little.  It was so beautiful more then what I had pictured it to be, it was funny, funnier than it was in my head and believe me at the moment it was very hilarious.  And it gave me the Edward I had been longing to see on film, this time they got it right.

What did you think of the film?